What is it like to work for Twitter

Jarrod Doherty, son of Mary Lynn Desjarlais. 

Jarrod Doherty is an accomplished Program and Product Manager with experience that includes large-scale international enterprise-level implementations of applied machine learning products, full software development life cycles in several project management methodologies, and managing teams delivering big data powered insights.

What is it like to work for Twitter?  How did I even get to work for Twitter?  Does my Mom know what I do at Twitter? What is my background for them to hire me?  What is my job? What is it like to work for such a large company?  How much is top secret?  and more!